Very Funny Jokes

There's no better way to cheer yourself up than reading a bunch of hilarious jokes. Life always brings unexpected and unwanted surprises. And during this time, laughter definitely can be the medicine we need. And hence, the fastest access laughter is jokes. They have always come to my aid whenever I'm feeling blue. Maybe these jokes can play their magic on you as well. So, if you're low and upset, get ready to have a roller coaster ride of laughter with some funny jokes for kids and adults.

Guys, please don't get mad as you read this. The jokes are coming right up. And for you ladies, perhaps these "anti-man" jokes can cheer you up a bit.

Men are like...

• ...Computers. They are pretty tough to figure out and they don't have enough memory.
• ...Coolers. You can take them anywhere once you have loaded them with beer.
• ...Horoscopes. Men will tell you what to do, but are usually wrong all the time.
• ...Popcorn. They will only satisfy you for some time.
• ...Lava Lamps. Great to look, but not bright enough for anything else.

Night at the Bar

Some hilarious comebacks for famous pickup lines that sound so cheesy.

Man: Would you like to go to your place or mine? You decide.
Woman: I'd like to choose both. You can go to yours, and I'll peacefully go to mine.

Man: I feel like I have seen you somewhere before. I can't remember though.
Woman: Yes, you have. Which is why I have stopped going there altogether.

Man: Hey there beautiful. Can I know what's your sign?
Woman: No admission without permission.

Man: I would do anything for you. Even if you ask me to go to the ends of the world, I will.
Woman: Promise me you won't return.

Man: I've been dying to tell you that your body is like a temple to me.
Woman: Sorry, night services are closed.

Here you go guys, your chance to laugh a little as you read these jokes about women. But remember, they are only for pure laughs and nothing more.

Rules for Females - Male Points of View

Ever wonder how the world would be if men started speaking their mind more often? Take a look to find out.

• Crying is like blackmail to us.
• Please learn to live with the idea that we're not thinking about you every second.

• When I reply "yes" and "no" to your questions, they are absolutely acceptable answers to all your questions.
• Sweetheart, we don't really like to remember birthdays and anniversaries. So, why don't you just mark them on the calendar and remind me in advance.

• Whenever I'm quiet, don't ask me what I'm thinking about. Not unless you want to talk about new gadgets, star wars, or anything related to sports.
• Let me be honest with you. We are not going to be like we were the first few months of us dating. So you need to get over it and stop complaining it to your girlfriends.

• What's the matter with you and leaving the toilet seat up? Learn to work it properly and leave it down. You need it to be down, we want it to be up. You never hear us whining about you keeping it down.

• When you want something from us, just ask for it. No subtle hints, no strong hints, no obvious hints. Say it.
• Do we look like mind readers to you? We never were, are, or will be. The lack of ability to read your minds does not prove that we care less for you.
• We really don't like to hassle ourselves when you say "nothing is wrong". We will believe you and get back to what we were doing before.

How can we forget something funny for the kids? Here are some knock-knock jokes that you might have heard and some of you perhaps haven't.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who??
Ketchup with ya soon!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Ignore.
Ignore who?
ME.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

My stomach is hurting just by writing all these hilarious jokes. Hope it was the same you as well as you were reading them. If you have any suggestions or jokes for us, please do leave us a comment below. We'd love to hear from you. Till then, Ciao a tutti!