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Hilarious Movie Quotes

Abhijit Naik
At the end of a tiring day, what better way to relax than to go through a compilation of movie quotes hilarious enough to leave you in splits? Read on and land the most hilarious ones!
It is said that laughter is the best medicine. Now you may or may not believe in that. Regardless of your belief, it's unlikely that you will keep a straight face while watching films like Airplane or The Cable Guy.
There is no doubt about the fact that comedy is a film genre that is loved by one and all. And the best part about hilarious films, is that they stay with you well after you are done watching the film, which means you can recollect funny scenes or hilarious lines that you heard and laugh all over again.

Hilarious Quotes From Movies

"You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or something."
The Cable Guy (1996)

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"
Shrek (2001)
"My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication."
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
“It’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy.”
Bridesmaids (2011)

"Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!"
The Hangover (2009)

"Different things can be sad... it's not all war!"
Lady Bird (2017)

"I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one…"
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

"If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that hat."
Last Vegas (2013)
"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice."
Horse Feathers (1932)

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Airplane (1980)
"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
Love and Death (1975)

"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!"
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)
"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have."
Arthur (1981)

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
Sgt. Bilko (1996)

"I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?."
Nacho Libre (2006)
"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."
Knocked Up (2007)

"I am pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
The Waterboy (1998)

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."
Citizen Kane (1941)

"I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
Ghostbusters (1984)
"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."
The Jerk (1979)
Watching a movie with hilarious quotes that guarantee you a hearty laugh, is no doubt relaxing, but going through these quotes is no less fun. Wait ... why are we even telling you this? You must have already realized it by now.