Funny Toddler Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard

I don't care if my diaper is soiled.

I don't want to change it.

People say children grow up before you know it.

Well...

What the hell is happening???

When people ask us how parenthood is...

5 minutes after we leave the house...

When he refuses to let me comb his hair and everyone at the park is staring at us.

Because the leaf he plucked flew away and no other leaf will do.

When you catch your toddler with the sugar jar.

When I can't slip away even for a sec...

Because we love daddy's beard.

Because the pots are brown and his favorite color is blue.

Those precious seconds between tantrums.

You haven't known true fear and pain until you've had a toddler jump on you while you were napping!

Because he's obsessed with the color yellow...

This is how a drum set sounds in the hands of a toddler!!

When these three simple words seem like the biggest joke of the century.

I solemnly swear to poop and only poop in a fresh diaper.

Vacationing with a toddler be like...

When your toddler proudly displays his artwork on your bedroom wall.

When you're all set to crash in bed and your toddler wants a glass of water.

Make

Serve

Repeat

Life of a Toddler Mommy be like...

When you can't afford to get a single element in a sandwich wrong..

When I can't bear to hear that song for the millionth time today... Someone make the rhyme stop!!

Because we don't provide drinking water at home...

When she's spilled the fifth glass of water today and I'm just too tired to care.

When he won't even taste the pumpkin soup because it is more yellow than orange.

When you can't bear another game of peekaboo and your toddler simply won't stop.

That moment when you silently thank God for technology...

Because mommy doesn't know how to draw air...

My Toddler at 
5 am

How to get what
you want in 1 step

Howl as Loud as possible

Us checking if our toddler is finally asleep

My toddler trying to hide after dropping my Iphone.

Dear Mr. Penguin,

Ryan loves you and cannot sleep without you. If you ever try to leave, I will hunt you down even if it's in the middle of the night!!!

Love, Mommy