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Funny Quotes from Movies

Rutuja Jathar
Movies have always been "an escape" for many. So if you're feeling low and need a quick pick-me-up, then consider the funny quotes from movies mentioned in the article below.
Why is it important to laugh once in a while? Humor and laughter are essential parts of our lives. It can free you from worries and can also serve as a great source of energy as well. Which is why, comedy movies are watched by millions across the world.
No matter how your day has been, there's always a way to revitalize and make the most of it. Many of us have favorite movies that can completely change the way we feel, especially after a bad day. But what if you can't watch that movie at that particular moment?
Well, how about reading some quotes from the movies instead. We have listed some hilarious dialogues from movies that will tickle your funny bone. Read them and try to picture the scene in the movies. It might just do the trick.
The Dictator (2012)
Nadal: Look, where has being a nice guy gotten you, huh? Of a bridge about to commit suicide? Still wearing Crocs?
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
Irene: What's it called?
Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
Shrek (2001)
Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.
Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?
Leonidas: What?
Messenger: You just kissed me!
Leonidas: That is how men greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women [high-fives Margo]
Leonidas: and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Cindy: Call it women's intuition, or ESPN, or both, but I can tell when danger's near...
[hits her head on a microphone hanging from the ceiling]
Hot Shots! (1991)
Admiral Benson: Call down to the galley and order up some soup.
Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir.
Admiral Benson: Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir.
[Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking]
Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir?
Admiral Benson: Of course, I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm married. I was married before you and I ever met. I'm still married today.
Topper Harley: You're joking.
Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm not.
Topper Harley: You've got to be.
Ramada Rodham Hayman: If I was joking, I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Topper Harley: You are married.
Knocked Up (2007)
Alison Scott: [to Debbie] What do you think? He's funny, right?
Ben Stone: [to Debbie's kids] Fetch!
Debbie: [to Alison] He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
Antz (1998)
Z: I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. My mother never had time for me. You know, when you're - when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how is that possible?
Zoolander (2001)
Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
Airplane! (1980)
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
21 Jump Street (2012)
Schmidt: [referring to a wall in his parents' house displaying many photos of him as a youth] It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.
The Hangover (2009)
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
Madagascar (2009)
[last lines]
Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
[all four penguins waving]
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
Ellie: That's stupid!
Manny: To a girl. To a guy that's like six months therapy!
If you found these quotes/dialogues funny, then why not rent the DVDs and make an evening of it. Watch them with your family and/or friends, and have a ball. Until next time, make your own list of funny quotes from your favorite movies. You never know when you might need them in the future.