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Funny Movie Quotes of All Time

Abhijit Naik
The best thing about movie quotes is that they are not necessarily about what is being said; at times, it is more about the way it is being said and, more importantly, the context. Here is a compilation of some of the funny movie quotes of all time.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
- Charlie Chaplin
If the choice is between a drama and comedy, a vast majority is likely to opt for latter. When we think of all those funny movies that we have watched, we invariably tend to recollect the hilarious dialogs from them and end up in splits.
Even a film, which fails at the box office is, at times, remembered for those few funny lines, which made the whole audience laugh. That's the charm of funny movie dialogs, and here we have a few of them in form of quotes.

Hilarious Movie Quotes of All Time
My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
  - Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) in Bridget Jones's Diary
And you, West, not every situation calls for your patented approach of "shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two.
 - President Grant (Kevin Kline) in Wild Wild West
My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look.
 - Holly Reed (Mia Farrow) in Crimes and Misdemeanors
Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.
  - Professor Wagstaff (Groucho Marx) in Horse Feathers
Real nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.
 - Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
 - Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in Love and Death
I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
 - Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) in Ghostbusters
We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence.
 - Erwin (Rob Schneider) in Demolition Man
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.
 - Peggy Brandt (Amy Yasbeck) in The Mask
I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!
 - Tom (James Fleet) in Four Weddings and a Funeral
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
 - Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mom buys you, tonight's another... classic. You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice... more than nice.
 - Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) in Bridget Jones's Diary
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
 - Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) in Dumb and Dumber
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
 - Arthur Bach (Dudley Moore) in Arthur
Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
 - The Frisco Doll (Mae West) in Klondike Annie
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 - Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty) in Airplane!
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
 - Pete (Paul Rudd) in Knocked Up
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now.
 - Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) in The Jerk
Lord...whatever I've done to piss you off...if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation.
 - Bret Maverick (Mel Gibson) in Maverick
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you.
 - Sid Garner (Jeffrey Tambor) in Hangover
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
- George Downes (Rupert Everett) in My Best Friend's Wedding
Ah. Introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark is a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel raced ex-wife. Perpetua is a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around.
 - Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) in Bridget Jones's Diary
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.
 - Lord Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander) in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Some of you might not find any of these quotes funny, which is understandable as the word 'funny' in itself is very vague. With hundreds of movies and thousands of quotes to choose from, it is very difficult to compile a list of the best.
Like we said in the beginning, these lines are funny, also because of the way and the context in which they are said; once you take that into consideration, everything will start making sense.