Funny Movie Quotes

Movies are magic! You can literally portray or experience any human feeling like fun, tragedy, sorrow, horror, thrill, etc., on the screen through movies.Dialogs in the movie, or quotes, specifically, help in creating those feelings and emotions. However, among the rest, a funny line or a cheesy response in the movie is remembered much longer.

These are the funny movie quotes that can make you laugh even when watching the movie for umpteenth time.

■ Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
― Dumb & Dumber

■ If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!
― Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

■ Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
― Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

■ All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work
― Sergeant Bilko

■ Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious
― The Addams Family

■ Edgar Friendly: 'I'm no leader. I do what I have to do...sometimes people come with me.
― Demolition Man

■ You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
― Shrek

■ I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
― Duck Soup

■ I do seem to remember a process where you people ask me questions and I give you answers, and then I ask you questions and you give me answers, and that's the way we find out things. I think I read that in a manual somewhere.
― 2010

■ I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.
― When Harry Met Sally

■ You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
― Wedding Crashers

■ I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
― Say Anything

■ Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her.
― Notting Hill

■ Remember my sentimental friend, you will be judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved.
― Wizard of Oz

These quotes are great to have a good laugh on a dull day. Or better, why not watch the movie to enjoy the real essence? Till then, lastly, here is one of the best and funniest movie quotes from the movie Airplane:

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?