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Funny Dad Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

Aishwarya Swamy
Let's be honest!
We love our Dads.
But, their jokes?
Probably not too much.

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Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
To compensate all the times you tried to laugh a little hard,
Here are some Dad Jokes that will genuinely crack you up!
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Kid - Dad, can you take me to the Hairdresser. I need to get a haircut.
Dad - Ok. But I would still recommend you get all of them cut.
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
How does a joke turn into a 'Dad Joke'?
When it becomes apparent!
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Dad - You should never trust trees!
Kid - What? Why not?
Dad - Because they can be shady!
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Do you know why I won't ever run out of Dad jokes?
Because I have an unlimited 'dad-a-base'.
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
KID - Dad can you help clean my room, Mommy asked me a long time ago and I don't want to get in trouble.

DAD- You won't. She asked me too, 11 years back. And I'm still good.
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
What do moms in Iraq tell their kids when they are being annoying?

Go 'Bug-Dad'.
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
What is a dad who fell through ice called?

A POPsicle.
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
What did the buffalo tell his son as he was leaving?

Bison!
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
What is a man who doesn’t have kids, yet tells dad jokes called?
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
A Faux Pa!
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017
Daughter - Who is the fastest running mammal on earth?

Father - A Dad who has been asked for his credit card!